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p3triichor:

my-robbinhood-theory:

p3triichor:

What if birthmarks are the places that actually killed us in our past life? Like there’s this girl from school whose birthmark is a line on her neck. What if her throat was cut? I know this guy who has his birthmark on his whole left cheek. What if he was shot? My little sisters birthmark is a line straight down her stomach. What if she died on the operating table?

I have one on my balls what does that mean

You had some killer sex.

surprisebitch:

so ellen gave $10k to a “straight guy” for asking out his gay bestfriend to prom. later, he will “realize” he is actually in love with his bestfriend then upload the story. it will go viral, ellen will love the story and ask them to be on their show and give them both $10k again. later, “straight guy” proposes to his gay bestfriend. one of them uploads the proposal, it will go viral, ellen invites them again. gives them each $10k again and maybe a new house and a new car and maybe even throw the engagement party and wedding for them

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